“You’ll never walk alone Rafa. Ryan Babel will join you on your way out”
– Carlton Palmer (Football Pundit Extraordinaire)
“And, the fact that you’ve got Replica written down the side of your guns, and, the fact that I’ve got Desert Eagle point 5 0 written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now, fuck off”
– Vinnie Jones in Snatch, but ultimately Irrelevant in the bigger picture, Like Liverpool
“Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity”
– Vinnie Jones in Snatch, Highly relevant to Liverpool
Ladies and Gentlemen, when we promised to cover in this section anything even remotely connected to Football, we meant it. The ties that bind Liverpool FC to football are as loose as the ones that hold Vanessa Perroncel’s garments in John Terry’s presence. Considering we have another Big Four Clash coming up tomorrow, here’s a factfile on one of the teams playing, BigFourZa style.
Name | Liverpool F.C |
Established | 1892 |
Bank Balance | $1892 (Zimbabwean) |
Stadium | Arshfield |
Squad Value | Gerrard + Torres + £2.90 |
About the Owners | Bad Kop, Worse Kop |
Fans | People who mistakenly think the club has something to do with the Beatles |
Manager Qualification | PhD in Rotational Dynamics |
Official TV | The History Channel |
Greatest Game | Beach Ball 1-0 Liverpool |
Only Ship Never to have Docked in Liverpool | The PremierShip |
Year They Last Won the League | Before Official Records were kept, though there is a mention in the Bible… |
Only Talented Liverpudlian | Wayne Rooney |
Club Legends | Andriy Voronin, Igor Bišćan, Bruno Cheyrou, Robbie Keane |
What a Fan typically does after winning the League | Turns off the Playstation |
Word on the Street | “This is our year*” |
*2010 at last count |
Everlasting and Enduring Images from their Glorious History
You might also want to check out Fact File #1 – John Terry
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awesome…. !!!
The PremierShip
Before Official Records were kept
I won it in a competition
best of the lot…!
super lolz… cudnt stop laughing
🙂 Thanks Munish. you have a pretty good blog yourself. Spread the word around. make sure your Pool fan friends see this 😉
“Turns off the Playstation”
😀
Here’s the pic of Gerrard BEFORE he got caught by the police for the trophy – http://www.espnstar.com/servlet/file/386461_33_preview.jpg?ITEM_ENT_ID=386461&COLLSPEC_ENT_ID=10&FILE_SERVICE_CONF_ID=33
We shall see who is laughing this night, when we FUCKING beat you lot 🙂
haha great stuff
luved it maddy
I guess ever since Torres signed up, every one in the team have been a bit unsettled, Alonso not being the least of them 😛
Trivia Q :
What do gooners do after getting their arses kicked by manures and chelshits ?
They turn to mock Liverpool FC before getting another spanking from Scousers.
lol, look at who posted this ….the same guy who is in a disillusioned state ’cause his team recently suffered two embarrassing defeats and yet another season which flattered to deceive(it has been tht since 2005)….our teams are on the same boat maddy as of this season …..and atleast we have won the champions league in recent memory….when was the last time you guys saw a champions league trophy…oh wait ….it was last sighted by a certain jens lehmann on his way back out of the field after being chucked out of a final …rumor has it tht he wanted to steal it too, but he was consumed by an overpowering call of nature and he couldnt piss on the field because of the red card.
very bad timing Ram C. Very very bad timing.
Playstation one was the best!
Nice one.
However after the backheel-pirouette own goal, Djimi Traore should be bestowed legend status. Undoubtedly.
Manager Qualification : Shouldn’t it be waiter at the local Tapas place?
hilarious !
Hahaha… Arsenal win 1-0… Liverpool lose…
Anyway good luck for Liverpool throughout this campaign