Ladies and Gents, Following the big success that was Chelseanazionale (I’m talking about the post, not the Oh so wonderful result that was Chelsea getting eliminated) we figured we might as well give BBC a run for their money with a Live Feed in what we like to call BigFourZa’s inimitable style. What we’re going to do here today is put a Scouse and a Red Devil in the same space and watch as the fireworks fly. I’m hoping there’ll be PLENTY of controversial incidents so that we can see a multitude of explanations for the same goddamn thing. This could be a lot of fun (assuming Torres shows up today of course). This in essence is a Three on One handicap match really. Blues, Gunners and Scouse in one corner and a severely outnumbered United fans in another. 3/4th of BigFourZa says GO LIVERPOOL!
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Evening all. It doesn’t get bigger than this. About 8 teams will be looking for any spilled blood in the race for 1st and 4th spot.
Liverpool Team Line up : Reina, Johnson, Carragher, Agger, Insua, Mascherano, Lucas, Kuyt, Gerrard, Maxi, Torres.
Subs : Cavalieri, Aquilani, Benayoun, Kyrgiakos, Babel, Ngog, Kelly.
So it’s finally here. When all the talking stops and the playing begins. United will know two hours from now, wether an unprecedented fourth title is within reach. And Liverpool will know… well… nothing really.
United Team Line up: Van der Saar, Neville, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Valencia, Fletcher, Carrick, Park, Nani, Rooney
Subs: Kuszczak, Scholes, Da Silva, Giggs, Obertan, Evans, Berbatov
My, my, my look who’s the ref. Howard Webb
- And so we have the players coming out of the tunnel. Maxi is a surprise in the starting line up for the Scouse, I would think. But then, with Rafa, nothing’s a surprise really.
- Hello there, Lighter. Am predicting lots of goals, red cards, controversies and a 2-3 win for us. What’s yours? Post your predictions in the comments section. Let’s see who gets it right and who gets the foot on the mouth.
- 5′ WOAHAHAHAH. GOAAAAALLLL. EL NINNNOOOO
- Full credit to Dirk Kuyt for taking the assist patiently. And Nando doesn’t miss those does he?
- 7′ Carragher attacks Rooney from behind. This is the bastard who pulled Owen down cleanly at Anfield when it was still 1-0 remember?
- 10′ HA HA HA HA HA. The other thug in the team gives away a penalty. In from Wazza on the second try 😀 😀 😀 THAT was a heartstopper!
- 11′ Is that a correct decision? Mascherano caught the player outside the box for me.
- 17′ Catching of breath time for both teams now. Very trippy the way Sir Alex told off Rafa. Torres plays fair by not going flying over VDS on a through ball. There’s a rarity.
- 20′ It’s a Rooney vs Torres show already. Not surprising. Both of them are scoring at a phenomenal rate of one goal per every 95 mins I am told.
- 22′ Nervy moments for United from a corner first, and then a surprising Carragher foray forward. Where the heck is Kyrgisgsakos when you need him? Paaaaark, OOF!
- 25′ Torres gets an Yellow. Not looking good. And yes Maddy, Liverpool shorts do look a bit off colour 😦 But that’s not the biggest of our problems is it.
- 28′ What the heck is up with the team in black? Surely they know they aren’t in a street fight, no matter how much they want to make it one.
- 29′ Since when is Reina so good? Nani’s very CR7-ish shot from outside the box turned round the corner by Reina. Reulting corner wasted by United.
- 30′ Both the teams are fluffing it a little bit. None getting any foot on hold since the Rooney equaliser. Jitters in my stomach.
- 33′ From Lighter in comments: “Did anyone notice the miniature sunflower pinned to Rafa’s suit?“ Well of course. Ever the ray of sunshine isn’t he? United’s using the width of Old Trafford absolutely brilliantly!
- 37′ Torres and Ferdinand fighting for the ball. Rio wins it, but it won’t be that way should that happen again.
- 39′ Old Trafford is totally up for this one, Glazers or no Glazers. More width from United as crosses fly in from left and right, but no one gets a clean header in. First logical substitution, Berba for Park?
- 42′ Love the Glazers, Hate the United.
- 45′ Someone ask for predictions? Red card for Mascherano, that’s my prediction. People gone AWOL for Liverpool – Maxi Rodriguez, Steven Gerrard.
- 46′ Agree with your prediction Ducky. United’s Twelfth man never disappoints.
Half time at Old Trafford. United seem to be the team with the force on their side, but ask any Arsenal fan. The force is one thing, scoring the goal is something else entirely. Time to go grab me a soft drink people.
Phew!! Pretty rusty there. But I’ll take the scoreline for now. Nonsense that United is the team with force. Both the teams had their chances. The substitution could be the key here. Berba for United, Babel and Aquilani for Liverpool are expected changes. Tell us your views of the game.
Steve McMahon the ex-Scouse is getting really bad at this. United have nothing going for them, nothing’s working, whaaat? It would work if Carragher stopped taking people’s legs out!
- 46′ We’re back on at Old T. United scoring towards the Stretford End. Come on boys!
- 52′ United seemed to have picked up from where they left off. Liverpool sitting back a lot more now. Settling for the draw?
- 55′ Lovely goalkeeping from Maxi Rodriguez as United clearly push their midfielders forward much more. This one’s coming. Or Sir Ryan of Giggs is coming. Very soon.
- 60′ GOAL FLASH: The Scouser’s become temporarily indisposed as PAAAARK puts United ahead!! Darren Fletcher turns up on the right as Valencia cuts inside for the move and puts in a lovely ball. And brave header from Ji-Sun Park to go in with his head in thug-country! BEAUTIFUL.
- 62′ Gary Nev takes out Maxi on the right with a judo kick. Meanwhile, Torres get a sniff of a chance right in our box, and this time, Rio responds just right. Still 2-1
- 67′ What the heck is Fletcher moaning about. We need a change now. Bring the Babel now, Rafa
- 69′ First flashpoint of the game from the unlikeliest Black shirt. Dirk Kuyt crawls all over Fletch, who doesn’t take kindly to crawling over. United look set to see this through. Or kill it off…
- 73′ Woah. Brave move by Rafa. Kuyt off and Aquilani on. Means Gerrard might be playing in the wings. Whatever someone get the second goal now.
- 76′ Rooney twists and turns away from a million Scousers but the shot’s wide. A minute later, he’s clean through on goal and again, just off. I’d be a much happier man if one of these converted!
- 79′ Babel on for Maxi. For United the Drama queen Nani is off. 10 more minutes to go.
- 80′ “Drama Queen” from a Scouser! Divie Me, is a name which comes to mind. Sir Ryan of Giggs is on for us. Aquilani yet to touch the ball for ‘pool. Valencia leaves Insua for dead on the right, but the cut back is a poor one. 8 mins + stoppage left!
- 84′ Babel showing flashes of brilliance. But he still has to get the ball to Torres somehow. Liverpool keep pressing in urgency as the time is running out.
- 86′ Rooney twists Carragher all around but the shot’s just wide. SUBSTITUTION: I-covered-every-blade-of-grass Ji-Sun Park is off for us and Scholesy’s on. Three-man packed midfield now for the last 5-odd minutes.
- 89′ Ain’t our day it seems. Torres scuffs a sitter.
- 90′ Scuffs is too light a word to use for the mess he made of that! But 5 friggin minutes of extra time?? What, we’re playing Liverpool over 3 games now?? Liverpool trying to press…
- 93′ A bit shocked there. Agreed Ducky. That should have been in. Anyway, one more chance can we?
- 95′ Full Time at Old Trafford as Fergie puts his hand up for the 5:30 seconds added time that’s happening! But, all’s fair then, same added time against those Blue c**ts, and we gave the red c**ts the same time as well. Back to the top we go go goooo.
That’s a setback there for us. Mistake is ours. We showed lesser composure and were waiting for United to score their second. But then Torres!!! 😦 That is so not right. Should recover from this defeat quickly. Congrats to United, but hopefully someone stops them.
Woo hoo for us. All those ‘tricky’ run-in fixtures seem to be going pretty fairly for us right now. Liverpool barely got a sniff of the ball in the second half till that Torres scuff I think. Efficient from United, as always. Chelsea in a fortnight at home, so this is still in our hands. Now we just need Arsenal to go and do one of their away losses to Sunderland-types. The games are running out, but today’s has been won. Lovely.
No double double… Title here we come!
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City won! So, that makes Pool’s Champions League Dream nothing more than something you wake up to, change your shorts, and go back to bed hoping no one will notice your (embarrassingly) stained shorts!
Just hoping its Spurs who finally make it to that last slot..
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“Manshitters Urinated” will always be cheaters……
Come on GONNERS!!!!!!
You put in an extra N there.
Smacks right hand into forehead!
U guys better start scouting for villa/spurs/city writers 😀