A for Arsenal

Admittedly, At first glance, this may seem like a mere Adaptation of an Awe inspiring Article written with great Aplomb by Anand, our resident Manc. However to the Analytical mind, it will rightly Appear that this is nothing more than an Adulatory ode written by an Ardent fan whose Attachment to the Club runs deep; right down to his Aorta.

Like so many others my Adoration for the Londoners was Acquired when I watched with Amazement, (the unfortunately Aerophobic) Bergkamp dribble past Agonized defenders with Absurd ease. That; was just the Aperitif, as I soon discovered the Artillery of the Ace Ian Wright, the Artistry of Robert Pires, the Acceleration of Thierry Henry, the Assuring Availability of David Seaman, the Adaptability of Freddie Ljungberg All Ably Assisted by the Aggression of Patrick Vieira.

Despite Analyzing and Acknowledging the Ageless Herbert Chapman, Arguably our greatest gaffer has to be the Avant Garde Arsene. Admonished by many and regarded an Affront when he Arrived, it took him some time to Acclimatize and be Accepted; his Achievements since Astronomical, yet he remains Affable without Affectation. This Abstract Artist’s brand of Aesthetic football is a true Advertisement of the sport. His Announcement of the move to the Amenities filled Ashburton Grove signaled the Ascendancy in Aspiration. Yet, Astonishingly, he has run Afoul for many who Abhor him and are urging him to Abdicate, Accusing him of being an Accountant resulting in an Aerially and Anatomically challenged squad which has been our Achilles. To those I say, remember, if not for his Abstemiousness, our Administration might well have been Arab by now.

Our Altercations on the pitch have been Antidotes to dreariness. How can I explain the Adrenaline rush when we Annihilate the lily white club Adjacent to us or my Alacrity when I Watch the Adroit Arshavin receive an Accurate ball from the Spaniard with the Armband? Every game has its Allure, whether it be the Abyss of an Agonizing Champions League Final Defeat, or the Adventure of a win at Anfield.

The future is Attractive. Adequate Adolescents (some who haven’t even experienced Acne), tireless Africans who brave all Adversity, an incredible Adhesion in the side and an Awesome set of Away Fans.

We ladies and gents and fellow Arseholics are Addicted. This Association is not a one night stand. We have walked down the Aisle and have sworn our oath for as long as we are Alive.

B may be for the Big Four. But A is for Arsenal.

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