Football jokes are funny for alot of reasons. The main among them of course being, they are football jokes. Like these.
- (At the beginning of last season) What’s the difference between Tottenham and a triangle? A triangle has more points.
- Robbie Keane for Liverpool broke David Blaine’s record of doing nothing in the box for 48 hours.
- Real Madrid are also playing Fantasy Football. Except they have no price cap.
Anything else floating out there is completely welcome.
[Source: Bhargav Narayanan. Who spends his spare time thinking up Chuck Norris jokes]
Why does Benitez keep rotating his squad?
So that the robbers dont know who’s at home.
The Manchester City stadium catches fire. Mark Hughes is told about the disaster to which he immediately cries out in response, “Get the cups!! Get the cups man!!!” The steward replies,unabashed, “The fire did not reach the kitchen sir”
He he!
What’s the difference between a manager and a director of football?
Around 2 million pounds if Sven Goran Eriksson is to be believed.
What’s the difference between a Director of football and a Director of a film? None. Both get blamed when things go bad, while the players get credit when they go good. Which Sven is used to, of course.