BFZ Times: Gossip column – transfers and rumours

Note from the BFZ Times: After a brief hiatus from the site, caused in part due to the BFZ Times team of editors stunned by the startling truth that 90% of  our readers (no no, you’re good, its those other people) cannot really grasp certain aspects of humour, it returns with some, ahem, shall we [...]

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A Cescy Tale

Maddy’s Note: Our Journo pal Swaroop is back with his typical style and eloquence. Here’s an Arsefan with an honest, tells-it-as-he-sees-it assessment. Of course his views are his own you may not agree with them. At least not entirely. It was September 2003. And I was watching Football Mundial – back then it was not [...]

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Factfile #4 – The World Cup

Since it is off-season, I thought no one could make a bigger fool of themselves than me, but I was proved wrong! (Again!) – Carlton Palmer, Football Pundit Extraordinaire What the heck is this ‘Ajax’ thing which keeps coming up when Suarez is mentioned? Why is it not in the list of clubs I memorized? Can [...]

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Tête à tête With A Twat As Xavi Speaks

Journalist: Xavi Hernandez, I would firstly like to thank you for giving us a few minutes of your valuable time. I would also like to congratulate you on the World Cup triumph. You must obviously be delighted. Xavi: As you say, it is obvious that I am delighted. As obvious as the fact that Cesc [...]

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Why I Hate FC ‘Farce’alona

On most days, I’m an angry and frustrated boy. I still don’t know whether I subconsciously choose to loathe the ‘big boys’ of other Leagues or if they really are overgrown schoolchildren (see what I did there?). The latter possibility seems more likely because we know a) the huge number of supporters these clubs have [...]

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