Apologies for staying AWOL for a ridiculous amount of time. Even the most vicious, heinous, scouse-blood sucking vampire of a Manc would have taken note of my situation and cut me some slack. But then again this whole review thing smells like the Manc’s idea. Doing a season review is bad enough, and doing it in a series of posts makes me feel like some Lord Masoch at his fiendish best. Here I start with our pre-season woes.
As you can see, the Y-axis indicates my morality levels which are not going to be very pleasing as time goes by. On the X-axis you shall forgive my Star Trek geekness.
Silly season ain’t silly without the Villa and Silva rumors. ‘Senior sources’ lodged a combined bid for 0.02 Zimbabwean dollars, which was slightly and ultimately bettered by the Catalans a year later.
Glen Johnson arrives in a bid to strengthen the English contingent. He is a Kwality right back who scores goals with his left foot. Interesting.
The Midget Michael joins United and doesn’t learn to rock. I notice that the Manc has also noted this point your Honour. In true Hitler is angry style, All those who supported him in his Madrid and Toon days, get out of this room.
Rafa brings in Pep Segura from Barca as Academy Chief executive. Segura has in the past helped develop BARCELONA players like Fabregas (ouch!), Iniesta, Pique, Valdes … long list. Ask Hodgson and O’Neill to do this. In my opinion, this could turn out to be of huge help in the coming years.
Alonso is a goner and simultaneously the blood content in my alcohol is too low.
And quick as fuck, we sign Iron Man 2. Talk about blunders and major cock-ups but I think it’s a lesson learnt. Never employ youtube for a football scout, just in case.
Stay tuned for the season review (more Lord Masoch) in the coming days…
