If u r a rglr readr n u read mah post yday, u wud remembr I made a ref to Cshley n Cheryl as da worst couple in da wrld. Well, I ws wrng. They arnt a couple nymore. Cheryl dmped Cshley aftr she fnd a set f fotos of him butt nakd in his Sent Folder.
Despite Cashley’s protestations of innocence claiming those vomit inducing photos weren’t for Vanessa Perroncel, her fickle excuse of a mind is apparently made up; which means they are no longer the worst couple in the world. That honor now goes to Fat Frank and John Terry.
More in keeping with her intellectual levels (and indeed that of the entire Chelsea squad), this break up was finalized through an SMS, a photo of which BigFourZa (in association with MS Paint) exclusively brings you. Clearly, Cheryl has realized replacing Tweedy with Cole did pretty much nothing for her floundering career as a pop star (and therein I guess lies the problem).
The last straw came when her gig on X Factor actually resulted in the only Girls Aloud album bought being RETURNED and was not allegations that Cashley slept with five different women bandied about by that rag, The Sun; as it is common knowledge that Cashley (to put it succinctly) doesn’t go for that kind of stuff.
What Next?
Cheryl has yet to update her Facebook status from being Married to Cashley 
to Single 
Experts predict that Cashley will in the coming weeks be taken to the cleaners where all the extra cash he earned per week following a switch from Arsenal will all be used up as alimony (smart move indeed that transfer)
Cashley wants to come out of the closet, however, Cheryl’s lawyers will take that too.
Cheryl Tweedy will cut another album which contains a liberal sprinkling of phrases like broken heart and cry myself to sleep. Needless to say, no one will buy (or even illegally download for that matter)
So that’s two of the four of Chelsea’s first choice back four in a sordid tale. Anyone knows anything about Ivanovic?
