Arse fan : Oh but it's the hand of god !!!
I guess since we lost and again unjustly, I’ll put some FAQs
1. What is wrong with Howard Webb?
Howard Webb gave United the penalty against Spurs last year. Howard Webb didn’t give the penalty and innumerable free kicks against Arsenal at Anfield. And it was him yesterday who didn’t give a clear cut penalty at what was virtually the last kick of the game. I think honestly the first two cases could be dismissed in a twisted, demented way as a case of parallax error. But how could he miss yesterday? I don’t mean anything wrong for this guy, but yesterday was a big blow. His decision to punish Bendtner was bang on, so I don’t intend to say he is conspiring against us, unless of course some one comes up with a valid explanation as to how a referee would have missed the penatly and red card to Fabregas. A second standard PT teacher’s 2 year old daughter would have spotted that.
2. Did I ask what is wrong with Howard Webb?
Seriously, I don’t know. Do you?
3. Was the free kick legit?
According to Arsenal fans who I had been chatting with yesterday, everytime Gerrard runs into a player and goes down it’s a dive. Now I know what they say about reputation. But Seriously, give it a rest will you. He runs into Diaby it’s a dive. He falls down before the free kick, it’s a dive. But the free kick was given for the foul on Kuyt. It’s a dive. I don’t know what other sports Arse fans watch. They might as well call any foul on basketball, volleyball, long jump you name it, a dive.
4. Which brings us to the question, who is a diver?
Ask Drogba. No wait. Ask his cousin from Ivory Coast. Eboue is a sick bastard and I mean even Drogba looks at times like a pope when compared to his theatrics. You can’t roll on the floor holding your head and your foot simultaneously. I mean there’s no way in hell you can get hurt at both places, unless of course the ref is uncle Howard.
5. How can Wuss SoberAss simply lift his hand like that to stop a ball and at the same time be worshiped by Arse fans?
I’ll pass this one to the Arses.
6. Arsenal deserved to win. Yeah so what?
That was the last insurance policy that the Arses had in their match debate. But the whole world will be a different place to live in, if we could take that as a valid argument. Arsenal played better than Liverpool were brilliant at 4 or 5 moments and could have scored more, but they didn’t and my point is they couldn’t win it by themselves yet. I’m sorry, it just sucks to win by cheating. Nothing sucks more than being helped by the ref. And still to gloat over it. That blows.
7. How this will affect the course of action?
Yeah it drops us in deep shit. But guess what? Arsenal are back in the title race. And Fabregas will play the next game instead of being suspended.
Arsenal have won all their three games against Liverpool this year, something they couldn’t do to other teams. Each of the three times, as I have been going all along in this post, they had assistance. And yet they make Fact files on Liverpool and laugh about it blissfully.
So what did the wise men say about Ignorance.
Edit : Ah How did I not know that coming. Was it a penalty?
Fabregas handled it on the line. Simple as that. Ok?
Penalties for Dummies:
Rule 1. The foul has to happen INSIDE the box
Penalty, Red Card, enough? How bout a castration while you’re at it? And maybe you can take all his money too.
before the Kuyt foul, the ref should have blown for Gerrard’s dive. But then again, English players and ESPECIALLY Stevie G dont dive.
Gerrard didn’t dive. He was just doing a close up examination of the spot of grass that he wanted to take a free kick from. He did that a bunch of times, weren’t you watching?
Wuss SoberAss – that’s just bad. Like liverpool. And their chances of European football next year.
No way dude, Liverpool are SO gonna finish above us this season.
I just realised that Wus Sober Ass is supposed to be Fabregas. Uncool man. Totally Uncool!!!
But yeah, Liverpool is definitely going to win the Champions League this year. And the IPL while they’re at it.
I’m sorry to be brutally honest but this article is just tripe.
I’m pretty sure you said the same when you cheated to win the two legs of the Cleague Quater-final. Hleb’s stonewall penalty at the Grove, and Babel’s easy tumble must have made it ‘blow’ for you to win.
I’m sure you didn’t gloat mate …it must have sucked right.
And what’s the point of this article. Could you talk about the game instead of moaning about the ref. This was in no way a robbery, the handball was outside the box by Cesc.
And what’s laughable is that you’re implying Fabregas is a cheat but yet is worshipped by Arsenal fans.
And yet, you guys don’t do the same to our Divey G everytime he performs a swan dive. A simple youtube search would educate you.
And next time please write about the game. I know its hard when you guys don’t turn up, but atleast Degen was so bad that he was visible unlike Lucas, Mascherano etc.
And I’m surprised wenger didn’t term you long-ball considering your gameplan consisted of skrtel hoofing the ball in the hope of kuyt/ngog will beat clichy to it.
Brilliant stuff guys!
If you want to get caught up in incorrect refereeing decisions, then take Steven Gerrard’s wild lunge on an Everton player lying on the ground last Saturday. Clear red card meaning he would have missed the Arsenal game. Oh but I’m sure that’s completely different.
Bendtner was tripped by a stamp on his foot. It is clearly visible on TV. Webb was clearly playing for Liverpool. He gave you so much by not booking your English players, Diva G the great captain should have been having a bath when added time arrived – he must have not impressed judge Webb.
There is so much to say but 1 – 0 is a good summary.
Enough snowballing here folks, just in case u still have some cum oozing out get it to my new post and wank there
Hope we dont have such incidents if we ever play you in the Champions League mate. Oops sorry, I forgot about yer Europa League ambitions.