And God said let there be light. Immediately he realized it is not possible because there were no power plants back then. He then said let there be power plants. He then realized that there was no one to build, own and operate them. So he said let there be cunts. But then these cunts needed someone to fuck around with, to get petty photocopying duties done, to write note for approvals, to get their sons or daughters admitted in Engineering colleges, to just have some plain old irritating-helpless-creatures fun, to assist in their house shifting, to just about do anything other than building, owning and operating power plants. So god said let there be Engineers. Like that goes the story of how Engineers, Engineering and Engineering colleges came to existence. And yes! I am an Atheist. No much worse, I am a communist. Anyway, I hope that all of you loyal visitors to this blog understand why there has not been any post from me about all the mayhem that has unfolded since the Interlull. Apologies and I hope the explanation tendered was a tad credible. By the way, Thierry Henry is a wily cunt and Rafa Benitez is footballs version of Suppandi . And for those trying to give statistics, results, pie-charts and loads of high-quality bull Shit to prove otherwise, I’d like to remind them of a beautiful quote by Minnisha Lamba.
“Statistics are like Indian News Channels. They can make Avram Grant look like Johan Cruijff”
Back to more important issues. The following 10 days or so will guarantee us some excellent football action with some famed rivalry on show. With most of them being top of the table clashes except of course Liverpool vs Everton which for all practical purposes is a mid-table clash. With Liverpool fresh from their rejuvenating win against Debrecen and with the Anfield faithful already putting their disappointment behind and acting as if the club’s priority this time was to put the sex back into the Europa league after becoming the first team to qualify for the Europa league from the Champions league. I hope somehow Everton progress and make Europa league an all Merseyside affair. A Liverpool vs Everton Europa league final. What say people?
The next one in line is Arsenal vs Chelsea. Any-result-is- welcome fixture. I hope both of them get to clash in the finals of the Emirates Cup in the beginning of next season, due to some wierd Sponsorship changes thereby giving Chelsea a chance to rightfully claim the pride of winning every effin trophy in the land except the Champions league.
Then in a week’s time we have the Derby of Italy, Inter vs Juventus. Yet another top of the table clash wherein I fully hope Juve thrash the living daylights out of Mourinho damaging their morale and thus helping in relegating them to the Europa league and do whatever to ensure the Italian league is much more than a one horse race.
Then we have the big Daddy of all of them, the proverbial El Classico. About which this post was supposed to be. More about it tomorrow after I do some research. ’Cos until now the only concrete news I can provide is that Raul Albiol will be missing for the clash. This might mean funny man and renowned “Hello” Metzelder might start. Zlatan and Messi against Marcelo and Metzelder the match might be over even before it starts for Real.
Meanwhile let us all sing “God save Portsmouth” as Avram Grant is back into managing football clubs. I mean he almost got Chelsea relegated until Shevchenko decided to take matters into his own hands; With Portsmouth. No Chance.
