Alberto Aquilani – A hero will arise

Sorry Vishwa. You’re the man but still a try.

Some say he thinks Alex Ferguson is a swear word. Some say he has a bicycle kick that not even Iker Casillas would have dared to stop. All we know is, he’s called THE AQUAMAN.

- No Sir, not Carlton Parlmer

Sendros is quality I tell you. And Scofield Sucks.

-Carlton Palmer that

Who said Carling Cups are a boring affair. I think I would give anything in the world to watch a Carling Cup match, which for the most obvious reason won’t be as early as next year. Last night’s Carling Cup action had everything that usually comprises a Champions league Semi-final. Wonder goals, Slick Passes, defensive blunders, the “you’ve just dropped the cup mate” stuff(ah that’s cricket but that’s a semi mind you), Arshavin in the stands, and 92nd minute handball which in true Wenger style, the Ref doesn’t see it.

For all you mancs and blues out there who didn’t forget to chuckle when you checked the F365, yes Liverpool are knocked out of the Carling Cup. Yes you also read about Aaron Ramsey telling how the gooners deserved it. If you have Arsenal mates you would have read their gloating status messages. And then you come here and read about codswalloping. But be fortunate to hear this. Nation, the news is Arsenal have finally got the answer for the perfect goal Keeper. It’s neither the Spanish 7th choice nor the villain of Gladiator. Definitely not Fabian. It is my friends a true legend who goes by the name Philipe Senderos. Wenger sadly is just playing him out of his position.

First, Credit to the Arsenal Kids. They delivered what they promised. Attacking football at the best and defensive at the worst. Eastmond is a star in the making. He could well replace Fabregas when he leaves for Barca. Ramsey was great. Eduardo did some nice turns. Arsenal won the game in the midfield.

Second, no chocolate for the Scouse kids. Am going to bash them now. Plessis sucks. He is piss poor. Now It will get worse. Plessis is shit. He is shittier than what he was last year, which was damn utter shit. Spearing was damn good at being the second best piece of shit ever. Numbskull. I will hit the roof now. “*#$^$#$#$ #$#$$%@#^”.

In the past I have also bashed Kuyt, Alonso, Benayoun, Mascherano, Lucas, Voronin, (even) Rafa almost everyone except one Mr. Robert David Keane and other Mr. Ryan “Saving Private in front of goal” Babel.

There were two reasons why I was excited about yesterday’s match. 1. Voro,my man was to (finally) get some piece of action. And 2. Alberto Aquilani (very finally). Voronin was my man of the match for Liverpool yesterday. All my build up for this guy and he almost pulled it off. He has a strong game intelligence. His through ball to Ngog at the start, little one-twos with Degen were fantastic. Good for him

Anwyays the best moment of the match yesterday was when the Italian came in and within minutes, from the centre of one half delivered a cross that could have pictorially put all the projectile s = ut + 1/2at*t theories to shame. Wow. That felt much better than the weekend against United. If that is not extra special, tell me am I lying. Xabi Alonso who?

The Ref did the game in cleanly. Now that’s football. But two of them makes it horrendous. At 85+ Voronin was one on one with the goalie when the flag was raised wrongly. At 90 +, now I feel sad for the lad. His moment of glory was there when he, as you can see it in the pic, acrobatically kicked the ball. If that was given a pen it would have been a fantastic debut and a great Liverpool career ahead. Now it’s Just a great Liverpool career ahead.

And Ryan Babel is a disgrace.

E ‘una vergogna f**king

– Aquilani on Babel and Ref