The Liverpool Way

Vroom Vroom Sputter Sputter… <Off>

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Updates

FIFA has announced its 23-man shortlist for World Player of the Year. Lets discuss who we think should win and why. Michael Ballack Gianluigi Buffon Iker Casillas Diego Didier Drogba Michael Essien Samuel Eto’o Steven Gerrard Thierry Henry Zlatan Ibrahimovic Andres Iniesta Kaka

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A Letter to Castrol

“Tevez: Pippo! If both of us marry, a kid with my work rate and your goal rate would be born who would go onto become one of the finest strikers in the world. What do you think?

Pippo: But what if the reverse happens you fool?”

– An excerpt from the book “As gay as it gets”

A LETTER TO CASTROL

Dear officer concerned,

I can understand that this entire manufacturing of lubricants is a boring business. But that does not mean you will simply stroll into the sacred land of football and start monitoring football players’ performances with some abstruse mathematical formulae. Remember! This is football not the clearance between a turbine shaft and the journal bearing on which it rests. Even if you do evolve a mathematical formula for monitoring players’ performance then maybe you should make sure that players like Rafael Marquez, Claudio Pizarro do not feature in the top 10 at least. If you are not sure how, here are a few examples to drive home our point.

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Stand Up! – Previewing Scum

Enough Liverpool bashing has been done to keep me sated for a month now. There are only so many Voronin jokes and beach ball jokes you can make before it gets a bit stale. Fortunately for us Arsenal fans, fresh meat has arrived in the form of the scum. North London derbies are always a [...]

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The Kids have Grown

Maddy’s Note: Our man Felipe is back, bringing you a great take on the Carling Cup encounter which he was THERE for. Who would expect a team of kids to beat a very experienced and solid Liverpool? One one would say Arsenal were favourites, but I just have to confess I didn’t think that way [...]

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