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Reporter : Rafa, What will you do If Liverpool’s defensive problems continue in the future.

Rafa : I think I will ask Torres to score more goals!!

Well, Fernando Torres did exactly what Rafa the Gaffa ordered, when he bagged another match-ball for his spectacular Hat-trick performance that put Liverpool at third place of the table (which was were they were last week too strangely). If you are a true football fan you just have to give it to him for the stunning display of ballet dancing at the 6 yard box. If you are a United fan, just pray that he gets injured or something.

Now we from bigfourza are totally damn sure that Rafa reads this blog. Some posts back I had mentioned Riera is best to start at Liverpool’s left, Kuyt at right, and Benayoun should always start. Although I didn’t have a clue where Yossi will start. So thats when Rafa remembered something, went to his secret basement and rummaged the pile of notes he used to take during games,training and taking bath. And After searching for 3 hours,42 minutes,28 seconds he found a piece of paper lying at his bin. It said “Yossi at centre-midfield”.

So that’s how the day started with Liverpool going all attack with a kind of 4-1-4-1 formation. Mascherano was benched. Lucas started. Phil Brown and “Vennegoor of Hesselink”(yes, that’s a name) must have thought they had a chance. After 10 minutes, Riera decided to cross the ball low to Torres. Torres then Turns on, Tunes in and then unlike El Hadji Diuof doesn’t drops out but rolls the ball past the keeper to the far post. Isn’t it lovely to watch goals in two touches.

At this time, I would like to remember people of the until now secret pact between ex-barca teammates Reina and Geovanni. Reina will let in a Geovanni goal against every Hull encounter, in exchange for a night with Geovanni’s bird.

After the equaliser, Liverpool came back strong, this time with Torres practising dancing lessons infront of Hull defence. Yossi provides a defence splitting pass that Torres picks up. He then takes on the Hull defender, rounds up the keeper and pushes the ball into the net with his right foot. After that it was just a case of scoring goals for fun.

Second half, Torres grabbed his fourth hat-trick for Liverpool.  I am lost for adjectives for this player. He gets the ball, he scores again. As simple as that. Myles Palmer will call it another DIY goal. Fourth goal was scored by Gerrard from the sideline, where?, yes from the sideline. I don’t know whats wrong with this guy. He doesn’t score ordinary goals. Always has an eye for spectacular goals. Can’t this guy be humble at all. Last year he scored a similar goal against Stoke City. That was to be his 100th goal and he had probably practised it a million times for his 100th goal to be special. The Ref couldn’t deal with such sort of an attitude. He simply disallowed that goal.

In comes Ryan Babel and even he scores two goals. First of which was a result of spectacular passing. Second a freak deflection. Whats more irritating than players claiming goals out of freak deflections. He needs to be sold.

Field day for stats keepers. Torres has scored 33 goals in 34 games at Anfield. 46 goals in 64 games in PL on the whole. If he scores 4 at Chelsea he gets to be the all time fastest 50 goals scorer. More Realistically as pointed about by a friend, he can score 2 at Chelsea, 1 against the Black Cats and then score his 50th goal against United at 8th minute of extra time.

The win, rounds up an eventful Saturday with Chelsea losing and more importantly Cech red carded and out of the next weeks clash. Pity them. Anyways many more positive or atleast not-negative news have come out. At fear of placing foot on the mouth, I will give it one more day before revealing it to the readers.

Reporter : Rafa, What about Chelsea losing 3 points?

Rafa : The top sides will lose games. That’s positive for the fans and for the press – because you can write more things every single day. It will be a funny year.

Yes Rafa, We will.

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