End of an Era

Thanks for all the memories King Kolo. Of all the players we’ve let go in the past two years I’m saddest to see you leave. Good luck. Now bank your money, ship in a few dozen goals, score a couple of those own goals you were famous for once, when you’re playing us and sink [...]

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Asia Tour

As most of you are well aware, all of the Big Four are out doing tours of the Far East, Middle East, Latin America, Africa and whatever other places that are expected to show an GDP growth of 5+% in the next few years. Chelsea of course, went to Russia. The matches have managed to [...]

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Tripppp

Football jokes are funny for alot of reasons. The main among them of course being, they are football jokes. Like these. (At the beginning of last season) What’s the difference between Tottenham and a triangle? A triangle has more points. Robbie Keane for Liverpool broke David Blaine’s record of doing nothing in the box for [...]

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Dr. Strangefoot (Or How I learned to stop worrying and love the ball)

Ten things that might/could/should not happen next season. In no particular order. Michael Owen scores more goals that his entire 4 years at Newcastle. Oh wait, he’s already done that. The confusing Champions League structure results in quarter-final matchups such as Standard Liege vs. Dinamo Bucharest while Arsenal, Sevilla and other equivalent 4th place teams [...]

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Sub-Super Sub

So, in the most shocking news since MJ was found to be actually black (God bless his soul), former Liverpool, Real Madrid, Newcastle, England striker Michael James Owen, has completed a move to Manchester United. The word on the street, and reactions range from “whaaaat?? whaaaaat! Is SAF senile?” to “I don’t know whether to [...]

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