Ok, here’s the deal, I think god honest reaction was “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!” when the Manchester United – Tottenham match completed. What an abject capitulation by Tottenham. I mean I know they are our bogey team, but the scum roll em over whenever neccessary, dodgy penalties or otherwise. These guys have been eeking out dodgy wins all season and that’s why they are winning the title… there is no point winning grand and winning less. I guess Liverpool has learnt that the hard way.
And now they are buying Kaka? Come on, we will buy some random dude for a third of the price and a tenth of the stature. The club, I tell you, is a monster. They have a 70000-seater stadium, more fans across the world than us and a really hot presenter on MUTV.
Je suis deteste Manchester United. Le Scum.
They are such a classless club though, that’s what makes me angry. Their whole ethic from the nineties has been sell sell sell, image image image, brand brand brand… soon they’re going promote pornography or something, I don’t know… but the tradition for such an old club is something that they are sorely lacking. They’re fans are also a smug bunch, expecting results all the time. I can’t stand most of their fans, I can’t even talk to them. I especially hate some recent football watchers who have suddenly started supporting them. It’s a kind of symptom of the young urbanite, they just don’t want be left off any gravy train.
That brings me to the main particular point in this post – who are the real Manchester United fans? Are there any? I have done a statistical analysis. I have tried to find familiar faces in the United crowd, this started a while ago. I couldn’t, every once in a while I see a few Indian faces, assume that they are just visiting.
My surmise is that there is no such thing. That Manchester United is run by some sort of supernatural coven of witches. Witches who possibly have insiders in the fucking PFA. 6 players in the team of the year? Come on! For 1-0 team? Please.
I think that Alex Fergusan has done some shit here, I know he has. Not known to most, he employs voodoo consultants to give some needed bad luck to the other teams. He also employs state of the art technology to get Mike Riley to be replaced with a android. He is locked in the basement somewhere in the dungeons below Alex’s mansion. I think other people were there. Graham Poll recently escaped and promptly got out of his job.
I don’t know man, there are very compelling points -
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David Beckham, the man is not a footballer, he is an absolute lunatic. There is no way he could play that well. Some witchdoctor shit.
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Ryan Giggs, sold his soul to Alex for pint.
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Alex Ferguson, the drunken man, must be on his fourth liver.
And so on……
In summary to my rant. I don’t know how they do it. They must be paying someone off! There is no way that a team can play such unattractive football and still be branded an attacking team. When Manchester United win ten 1-0 consecutive games, they are tenacious. When anyone else does, they are boring. And this team, with 6 players in the team of the year? Please. There has to be something wrong. And the reason why I blather on like a fool is that I can’t see logic behind any of it. Footballing common sense does not apply to that club, and they keep winning….
Rafa better give up.
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Rafa should give up.
“18 fookin’ times!”.. isn;t that the way it is said?
He he, I can sense some real frustration when a kop.
He he, I can sense some real frustration from* a kop.
If you count the number of games this season in which either ManU/Liverpool have not scored/scored just 1 goal, there wouldn’t be much of a difference between the two teams. With that in mind, why would you call ManU a 1-0 team and not ‘pool?
Well, the reason why ‘Pool is called a 1-0 team and not United is quite simple. Most games that United win 1-0, they look to attack most of the time, unlike the Scouse, who sit content with a 1 goal lead and defend with 11 men and one Reina (Benitez screaming counts as an extra defender).
United transform into a 1-0 team only when they are in a bad run. Liverpool are not a 1-0 team only when Liverpool (read Gerard) is having a good day.
For the ignorant, most football clubs sell season passes which members get and they come to watch football matches. Very likely you have been watching some away matches and searching for familiar faces. That doesn’t happen. Those clubs have their own set of fans who get season passes. You must watch the home matches, da.
Besides, that one Sardar family has been sitting behind the home team dug-out for ages. You must be really really pained by Liverpool’s lack of success to miss a bunch of guys in a turbans sitting right behind Fergie.
Seriously dude… Don’t you have anything better than analyzing faces in the stands in matches with teams you don’t really support?
PS : Is the statistical analysis your excuse for watching United games? I know they play attractive football.. It’s natural da.. Everyone watches it.. If it wasn’t for contractual obligations, I’m sure Gerard would much rather sit hom and watch United matches than play with all Rafa’s imbeciles…
statistical analysis was just me dicking around. I never watch United play, except when we beat them.
6 in the Team of the season is pushing it. Vidic and Ferdinand totally deserve their places, fuck their recent form. But Cristiano did nothing spectacular this year and neither did Giggs. Giggs winning Player of the Year was almost like a lifetime achievement award. Agreed he probably deserves one (though i still hate the bastard) but this wasn’t where to give it to him. And Van der Saar??? Please. The only reason he kept so many clean sheets was because of those two in front of him. Mark Schwarzer would’ve been my choice. Along with Lamp-turd maybe.
Giggs won the PFA Player of the Years da! It’s plural!
@baja
watch ur mouth when blaspheming against united!